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my very favorite holiday movie! can’t believe it’s...

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 13:08:12 -0500

my very favorite holiday movie! can’t believe it’s already xmas time

more than anything, though, i’m thankful for how...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:08:56 -0500

more than anything, though, i’m thankful for how devastatingly cool my family looks in sunglasses. dang!

i’m also thankful for my adorable and loving mother, who...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:04:58 -0500

i’m also thankful for my adorable and loving mother, who never ceases to tell me she is proud of me, even when i probably don’t deserve it. and my bubbly baby cousin, finnegan james dean. yeah, no, that’s totally his name (what a badass, right?)

i’m thankful for the way my dad will always bust a move...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:50:00 -0500

i’m thankful for the way my dad will always bust a move when someone needs a laugh. he’s the one who taught me how to disturb tha peace with complete abandon.

whoops… might have just ebay’d this lil bitty guy as...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:12:00 -0500

whoops…

might have just ebay’d this lil bitty guy as a, err, THXGVNG2K9 present for myself. <3

look at how precious the happy labbits are! he comes...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:53:23 -0500

look at how precious the happy labbits are! he comes with interchangeable mouthpieces! yr cute asplode!

I LOVE FRANK KOZIK'S SMORKIN' LABBITS, AND THIS ONE YOU CAN SIT ON! ADD TO THE GROWING LIST OF COOL JUNK I AM GOING TO FILL MY PLACE WITH ONCE I MAKE SOME $$$$.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

I LOVE FRANK KOZIK'S SMORKIN' LABBITS, AND THIS ONE YOU CAN SIT ON! ADD TO THE GROWING LIST OF COOL JUNK I AM GOING TO FILL MY PLACE WITH ONCE I MAKE SOME $$$$.

lady gaga’s alejandro

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:02:21 -0500

lady gaga’s alejandro

O to have a Burberry trench at age 8. You go, Caterina. And Burberry for your beautiful Flash site.

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:43:00 -0500

O to have a Burberry trench at age 8. You go, Caterina. And Burberry for your beautiful Flash site.

absolutely fabulous. stravinsky conducts the firebird at age 82

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:21:47 -0500

absolutely fabulous.

stravinsky conducts the firebird at age 82

Literary Gatherings: A Schmoozer's Guide

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:20:57 -0500

Literary Gatherings: A Schmoozer's Guide:

msprufrock:

I need to try some of these the next time I go to a poetry reading. Some of my favorites include:

“2. Demand whether something even EXISTS anymore. This trick works equally well for concepts (i.e., patriotism) and objects (i.e., peanuts).”

and

“7. At some point in the recitation—a point no sane person would consider touching—start weeping. Be sure interlocutor from (1) is standing nearby so she can comfort you if she is so inclined.

8. Exit, very slowly. Continue weeping for the duration of your exit, even if you must utter uncharacteristically banal comments (”Is it still raining?”).”

Yes, so good! Another good tip is to bemoan the fact that this sort of “real poetry” never gets taught to our children. “How can you even call the drivel they give to kids in public schools an “education”?” Anytime you see an opportunity to separate you (those present as said literary gathering) from them (the unenlightened masses), seize it. Try to make your indignation as irritating as possible.

happy birthday, tilda

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:14:43 -0500

happy birthday, tilda

IN MY RECENT GOOGLE SEARCHES

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:04:22 -0500

watch tv sitcoms

gossip girl bassness

mega video

i need gossip girl season 3 episode 7 right now!

squidbillies video

pictures for sad children

nevada cults

clay aiken

a clockwork orange alex

dark secret and the shame

ashleyxsober: Bride of Frankenstein

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:03:13 -0400

ashleyxsober: Bride of Frankenstein

"WHOOPS SORRY ABOUT MY SHITTY SCARF": ETHAN & HIS MOM ON FACEBOOK CHAT

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:25:00 -0400

Mom: Call us about your flight plans for Xmas. the price of tickets is gonig up every day
Me: oh, also some kid blogged about me. it is weird. i dont know who he is but he has a three year old picture of me. haha
Mom: where? Can I read it and is it going to hurt your chances to get a job?
Me: oh yeah, it totally will
Mom: Not a good thing then. How are you going to handle it.
Mom: haha. mom. you are ridiculous. ill show it to you later. it just says he hates my scarf. if that hurts my job then WHOOPS SORRY ABOUT MY SHITTY SCARF
Mom: Don't scoff....when you are living with me when you can't find a job then I will get to tell you "I told you so" Mutliple Times and with a very snarky tone of voice.
Me: ill live at the ymca before i move back to haymarket
Mom: Ha! Never say never. God laughs when you make plans! besides only perverts live at the YMCA.

jemborocz: Made it to Chicago. Let the work begin! Or rather,...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:22:29 -0400

jemborocz:

Made it to Chicago. Let the work begin! Or rather, continue…. Busy 2 weeks ahead.

traveling by plane & drinking cheap wine with you: two things i have not done in forever & miss terribly!

skeletons = xylophones

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:54:36 -0400

skeletons = xylophones

WHY ARE XYLOPHONES THE GO-TO INSTRUMENT FOR SKELETONS?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:33:55 -0400

Homer: I share your xylophobia!
Lisa: No, Dad, you mean "xenophobia". Xylophobia would be the fear of xylophones.
Homer: I *am* afraid of xylophones. It's the music you hear when skeletons are dancing!

Evan Brody, the marketing manager for Slurpee, told Brandweek that 7-Eleven's consumers "love crazy Japanese shit."

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:19:43 -0400

Evan Brody, the marketing manager for Slurpee, told Brandweek that 7-Eleven's consumers "love crazy Japanese shit."

maybe this nefarious illness is causing my eardrums to...

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:17:45 -0400

maybe this nefarious illness is causing my eardrums to malfunction. or maybe brian was right; “we are golden” is superb, even if mika is super irritating. either way, i’ve been playing it on loop for the past three days so there meh.