having a martini with jalapeno-stuffed olives, catching up on podcasts, rearranging the contents of my kitchen. turns out a guy who no longer works at my company still has a W subscription delivered there, so the office manager assumed (correctly) that i might want them. i’ll probably curl up on my fabulous couch later and read the january edition while listening to this jangly old country playlist i found on spotify. going home for the holidays was really fantastic, but i love not having any plans and getting to hang out with myself. i’m one of the coolest people i know.
but i kept tossing and turning so i made a fort in my living room instead. it’s one of my finer works. it’s comforting to know that no matter how lame i get, i can still find ways to top myself. see ya l8r, outside world.